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California Sucks, Now Tell your Friends.
California Sucks, Now Tell your Friends.

Everyone has an opinion about California, even people who’ve never been to...


Observations

September 3, 2024

Reality Check
Reality Check

Other jobs? I was under the impression people became realtors because they...


Observations

February 14, 2023

Workday Super Bowl Commercial
Workday Super Bowl Commercial

In an effort to save money, Workday laid off 400 people…except the...


Observations

February 14, 2023

In Defense of Karens
In Defense of Karens

Instead of maligning a small group of women, we should start naming...


Adulted

February 9, 2023

French and English Labels
French and English Labels

I understand why there’s often more than one language on packaging. Companies...


Adulted

January 26, 2023

Buzz Aldrin
Buzz Aldrin

I just read that astronaut Buzz Aldrin, 93 just married the love...


Adulted

January 21, 2023

Mind altering
Mind altering

Who needs acid, ecstasy, or shrooms at my age. If you want...


Adulted

January 20, 2023

Goodwill
Goodwill

I’m at that age now, where the clothes I donated to Goodwill...


Adulted

January 14, 2023

Training pads
Training pads

I have a really old dog. He’s 15 years old and he’s...


Adulted

January 14, 2023

Didn’t we fight a war to not give a shit about royalty?
Didn’t we fight a war to not give a shit about royalty?

As a reasonable human being, I’m sorry to see Queen Elizabeth go....


Observations

September 9, 2022

Everyone’s an infomercial host
Everyone’s an infomercial host

I finally broke down and bought a pair of Birkenstocks after resisting...


Observations

August 18, 2022

State of standup
State of standup

I’ve been watching a bunch of standup clips on YouTube and Instagram....


Observations

August 17, 2022

How about advertising less?

In what I assume is a cost-cutting move, GEICO is closing all...


Observations

August 2, 2022

Choco Taco Shocko

In news this week, the McRib of frozen treats, the Choco Taco,...


Observations

July 28, 2022

Boomers

I’m so tired of hearing Baby Boomers call everyone “snowflakes.” I’m especially...


Adulted

June 13, 2022

Oh you don’t want to go there

I love how Americans think everywhere else in the world is so...


Adulted

June 13, 2022

Generational Bias

Last week would have been my Grandpa’s 118th birthday had he not...


Adulted

June 3, 2022

Back to the office

Just like his cars, Tesla CEO believes his employees should spend more...


Observations

June 1, 2022

My Grandma

My grandma was born in 1906. So she was old school. She...


Adulted

June 1, 2022

Pineapple Expresses
Pineapple Expresses

As I was putting away the rest of my groceries, I stopped...


Observations

May 30, 2022

You will, but did you?

I’m not afraid to admit that I’m technically competent. It actually bugs...


Observations

May 22, 2022

TED Talking

Remember when TEDTalks were a thing? You know, back when they were...


Observations

May 18, 2022

Google Ad Words

I just received an email from Google promoting an event where they’re...


Observations

May 18, 2022

Over-engineering

I just finished listening to the first episode of Eddie Alterman’s podcast...


Observations

May 18, 2022

When did THAT become the most flattering thing you can say to someone my age?

When someone asks how old I am, I just say, “I’m at...


Adulted

May 18, 2022